Are you cranky and need soothing? I also have a supply of pacifiers, teething rings, and sippy cups that will keep any fussy adult baby happy while I read you a bedtime story in my soothing mature voice. We can pick one of my sexy girlfriends, and we can have some fun all three of us. Just like a slinky, sexy, big cat would. This one is for all of you strap on sluts.